Wednesday, February 4, 2009

In deposition today,

a witness testified that he mostly deals with clients from the front end; he said they don't like to see him on the back end.

I wonder if I was the only one in the room left thinking about fucking doggie style.

7 comments:

The Namby Pamby said...

I would have had issues not laughing.

But I am a mature individual

Anonymous said...

Did you explain the "but-for" test of causation?

Anonymous said...

"snicker snicker... Please excuse me.... and uhhh call em later"

the default attorney said...

Objection, relevance. So he's a top, who cares?

sadielady said...

I should've asked him on cross if he uses lube. Maybe that's the problem.

Anonymous said...

in my line of work i chuckle every time someone says: 'hospital discharges'

sadielady said...

discharges. he he.