And man, I'm sexy to boot.

Yeah, I just wrote that last post a short while ago, bragging about my painting. I'm just so fucking cool, you know. So cool, in fact, that I just went to the bathroom, and as I was washing my hands, I glanced up at my reflection in the mirror, and realized that I had a HUGE streak of yellow-ish paint right down the middle of my nose. Don't know how that happened. But there you go. That would be me.