I have oral argument later this week; my first ever appellate oral argument. Before a real court, I mean, not just a fake panel of law school judges. And holy shit but I'm nervous.
What if I have a panic attack? What if they ask me questions that I don't know the answers to and I stumble and mumble and look like a fool?
Would it be very bad of me to do a shot of Jack Daniels before I head into court for my argument? You know, just to calm the nerves. Although it would be pretty bad if someone smelled it on my breath; hmm, maybe not then.
Fuck, I'm nervous.
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