A klutz never learns

Dangit, can't I EVER get through a day without spilling something on myself? Yesterday afternoon a speck of sauce dropped off of my sandwich and onto my shirt; the day before that, coffee spilled onto the skirt of my dress; and just now, Diet Coke dribbled down the front of my cream-colored blouse. Why do I have to be that person who always has a stain on her clothes? Argh.