Holy fucking shit. This means that not only did I PUT ON two different shoes this morning at home without realizing it, I have WORN and WALKED AROUND IN two different shoes in an OFFICE BUILDING for the past SIX HOURS without even realizing it.
Fuck you too, Monday.
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I love the post title, and would consider following through with that request based on your foot size alone, but...
Two different shoes? I'd probably relegate you to the short bus rather than the queen-sized bed. Sorry.
Dude, I've actually done this exact thing. It happened about a year ago. I was in a rush and I was all discombobulated. Later in the day--in court!--I looked down and realized I was wearing two different shoes. Bad news.
Fortunately, they're men's shoes and they were both black, so it wasn't too noticeable. Looks like you might have gotten away with it, too.
I personally haven't done the two-different-shoes thing, but when I was a kid my mom and dad went to a teacher's retirement party at my elementary school and he did that. The thing is, my dad was a self-employed handyman, so he had spent the entire day in muddy workbooks. He came home from work, showered, put on a suit and tie (aside from this occasion, my dad is a suit-and-tie-only-at-a-wedding-or-a-funeral kind of guy), and one black dress shoe and one muddy workboot.
And unrelatedly, but kind of relatedly, I started training my replacement at my clerkship today, and for the first time in my professional life I spilled coffee all over myself while getting out of my car this morning. So that was great.
I am actually quite surprised that this hasn't happened to me yet. I often do double check to make sure I'm wearing pants before I step out the door though.
Lol this happened to my best friend the night I met her, I haven't let her live it down since lol!
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