I went out for drinks after work tonight with a group of lawyers and other professionals, who I know solely through business connections.
Only one of them is someone I actually work with in my office, who I can claim to really be truly friends with, to the point that I don't mind embarrassing myself in front of her. The others - well, I know them well enough to go out for drinks with them, but I like to think that I'm all professional when I mingle with them.
Tonight I found myself saying the word "slurping" to them when describing sounds made while one gives a blowjob.
Yeah. I'm a real professional. A true class act. My momma would be proud.
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7 comments:
At least it means you know what you're doing! Too many ladies out there have techniques that yeild no accompanying slurping sounds. Far inferior to your orally -- and aurally -- pleasing methods.
A "professional," huh?
Thing is, this didn't come up in conversation b/c of personal stories or experiences or whatever. No, we were discussing more profound subjects, such as reality tv. Specifically, the Bachelor (actually, the Bachelorette), b/c someone we know is on the upcoming cast of the Bachelorette. And I love those shows, b/c they're so ridiculous; but really, a lawyer I know? On the Bachelorette? Dude. Anyway, talking about how fake those shows are, how ridiculous, someone mentioned an old show like that where the female contestants thought they were competing to marry a millionaire. But the guy was some trashy dude, no millionare at all. But the women were trashy too, and the competition got serious when it came to how far they'd go to get him. So long story short (or not), Joe Millionaire went off in the woods one night with a female contestant who blew him, and even though you couldn't see them, you could hear the slurping sounds - and just in case you couldn't hear them, fox tv did subtitles, just to make sure you knew what was going on in those woods. It was awesome.
Good start on my reading your blog: blowjobs, alcohol, and lawyers.
I guess they go together!
Where is your 'follow' button? This is hilarious!
Wow, new readers? Awesome! I didn't think anyone still read this at all, much less that I'd get any new readesrs. I'll try to update more often. Don't know how to add a follow button, sorry ... that's a little beyond my technical knowledge when it comes to blogging ...
Had to add you to my favorites.
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