I went out for drinks after work tonight with a group of lawyers and other professionals, who I know solely through business connections.
Only one of them is someone I actually work with in my office, who I can claim to really be truly friends with, to the point that I don't mind embarrassing myself in front of her. The others - well, I know them well enough to go out for drinks with them, but I like to think that I'm all professional when I mingle with them.
Tonight I found myself saying the word "slurping" to them when describing sounds made while one gives a blowjob.
Yeah. I'm a real professional. A true class act. My momma would be proud.