Btw, I'd like to think that my cross today was like the first half of this video ... but it was probably more like the second half ...

Doesn't matter really; either way, it still gives me an excuse to post this video

I KICKED someone's ASS on cross-examination in court today.

And I enjoyed the hell out of it.

One sure sign I've hit the "tipsy" point

If I can't remember where I last put down my glass, I know I'm tipsy. The harder I have to look for it, the tipsier I am.